Stu's Smoked Jalapéno No. 3 – Bloody Mary Concentrate & Savory Drink Enhancer
Stu's Smoked Jalapéno No. 3 – Bloody Mary Concentrate & Savory Drink Enhancer
This Is Not Another Bottle off the Gas Station Shelf 🌶️🥃
Stu's Smoked Jalapeño is a concentrated blend of Midwestern pickle brine, sea salt, premium Worcestershire, custom smoked jalapeño hot sauce, and a secret spice mix. One bottle replaces 8+ ingredients and makes 12–16 drinks. This is ritual. Not routine.
Why Smoked Jalapeño?
More heat. More depth. More complexity. Bold smoky char with a warm, lingering finish — not artificial, not one-dimensional. Heat level: 7/10. Still fully customizable.
- 🌶️ Smoky heat with earthy jalapeño depth
- ✅ All-natural — zero sugar, no MSG, no artificial colors or preservatives
- 🥃 Makes 12–16 Bloody Marys, Micheladas, Caesars, or bone broth per bottle
- ❄️ 6-month shelf life refrigerated (vs. 7–10 days for pre-made mixes)
- 🥑 5 calories per serving | Keto-friendly | Gluten-friendly
- 🇺🇸 Handmade in Nebraska
How to Use
- Add 1–2 oz Stu's to your glass
- Pour 5–6 oz tomato juice, V8, Clamato, or your base of choice
- Add vodka, tequila, or mezcal
- Ice, garnish, enjoy
Also incredible for: Micheladas, Caesars, steak marinades, taco seasoning, chili, and grilled chicken glazes.
What's Inside
Midwestern pickle brine · Premium Worcestershire · Smoked jalapeño hot sauce · Sea salt · Secret spice blend
Not inside: MSG · Artificial colors · HFCS · Preservatives
"Made Micheladas for a tailgate. People were asking where I got the mix. Told them it's not a mix...it's Stu's." — Jake M., Omah
This is what brunch was always supposed to taste like